May 2012
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
how to kiss →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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